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I’ve ever seen in my life.

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What is that all about?

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Hey, that’s promoting our other show, Freedom Thursday.

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Holy shit, dude.

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What have we done?

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The mistakes that we’re making right now, unbelievable.

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Craig Sullivan, I can’t be struck by how much more gray hair we have since that last clip over there.

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Who are you telling?

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Who are you telling?

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Yeah, look at that.

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Young child over there.

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Man, I will tell you, Craig, it’s been nice.

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I’ve been home a lot.

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I did go to Boston for a couple, take a boy back to their college and stuff like that.

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But had a nice few weeks.

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But next week, it’s like boom, boom, boom.

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I’m hitting the road for what seems like a couple of months.

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And it’s confusing the hell out of me.

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Craig Sullivan, what time is it?

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It’s time for an audit, brother.

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everybody welcome to the one and only friday night audit the only show that’s honest about how up all of us really are that’s greg sullivan i’m g your hair smells terrific thanks so much for being here today greg how you doing buddy i’m doing good db how are you i’m doing good listen

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The mystery’s been solved.

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You’re DB Cooper.

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Come on.

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I don’t even know where that came from, but it’s funny because I know you know where the bones are buried of Jimmy Hoffa and a lot of other things as well.

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Producer David’s house.

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Send the FBI over there to start digging up his backyard like they did the Giant Stadium that time.

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Meanwhile, it’s great to see you.

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Great to see all of you folks out there.

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Good to see all of you.

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I’m feeling excited to be getting back to things.

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You know, like I said before, we started conference season.

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Winter conference season is going to be starting up.

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Although they always call it like the spring season.

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I don’t know why it’s January, but…

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I’m going to a warm city next week.

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I’ll be in L.A.

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the week after that for Alice.

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So I’m feeling pretty good.

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I’m feeling pretty motivated.

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And what I love about doing this show with you, Craig, is because it really gets us into that cocktail conference-y spirit, doesn’t it?

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It’s that prep work.

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It’s always about the prep work before the conference, okay?

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You mean we start early drinking these guys?

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Is that what you mean by prep work?

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That’s it.

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And the other thing is conference season is now at least nine months long.

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Starts in January, and I consider it to end in September.

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You’re wrong.

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What are you talking about?

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It keeps going on.

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Conference season is 11 and a half months now.

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It’s like the last two weeks of the year and the first week of January.

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It’s like three weeks.

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It’s off and everything’s back.

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I don’t go to a lot of those other ones back on these.

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Listen, I’ll take them.

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I’ll take a line out of the the hotel franchisee development handbook.

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You know, as conference organizers, they notice there’s a little white space on August 29th.

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So we figured we’re going to put in a an event here that appeals to the four billion dollar market of people that like walking around trade shows, but don’t actually like purchasing things at trade shows.

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You know, there you go.

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Right.

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Yeah.

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Craig, we got a great guest today, don’t we?

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We do.

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And you know what?

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It has been way too long since she’s made her triumphant return to our show.

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Still don’t know why, other than I begged and pleaded.

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But we have the one, the only Sarah Dandeshie.

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All right, before we bring her on, I think the reason is we asked her right after she had that nasty spill and hit her head.

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Let’s find out.

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Hello, guys.

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Happy Friday.

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There we go.

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That’s the applause we’re looking for right there.

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That’s the most applause I’ve ever had in my life.

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How are you doing today?

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Doing all right.

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I’m ready.

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I’m excited to be here with you guys and, you know, just hang.

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It’s so good to have you here.

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I like that.

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I’m really glad that you decided to go that way.

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Craig was talking formal wear, but, you know, much better to go that way.

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Craig, you were supposed to remind me to take a picture today, and you forgot.

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And now I’m not doing it because it’s too late.

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So you’re not getting it.

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Okay, wait.

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You need to change names to Cranky Dave.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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Like pump the brakes, bro.

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You just come right on with a complaint.

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Okay.

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Have we not learned anything from your wife?

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Okay.

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Have you not watched 122 previous episodes of notes?

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Oh, I’m well aware.

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But why do you think I’m so cranky?

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Go ask my wife.

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I’m just giving you a hard time.

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She’s the reason I’m so cranky.

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Oh, you’re going to pay for that one.

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Yeah, we’re not going to.

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You know, I opened up.

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I was totally kidding.

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I was just teasing.

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I opened up a Pandora’s box.

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So we should probably go a different direction.

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You screwed yourself.

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Wait, wait.

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I know what to do.

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We should do this.

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All right, sorry.

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I don’t give a fuck what direction we were going in.

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I just want to calm down.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Wow.

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Everybody’s like ready to go.

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Wow.

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Hey, Sarah, you got the Dan Dizzle.

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You got to, you know, you got to get out there.

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We noticed the name here.

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I mean, I was looking at your names and I could have just come on just as like Sarah Dandishy.

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That’s so boring.

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Yeah, we’d be Sarah Lame Dishy.

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We don’t want that.

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No.

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We got the Dan Dizzle in the house.

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Yeah.

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All right.

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Dan Dizzle in the house.

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I think that should go on a t-shirt, Glenn.

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What do you think?

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Oh, I think that should go on a shirt.

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Whoa.

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OMG.

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I don’t know about the Sarah Dan Dizzle going on the shirt.

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All of a sudden, that would be good.

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But that’s going on a shirt.

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It’s gone on a shirt.

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All right.

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Now I’m blurry.

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Sorry.

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I haven’t even started drinking yet.

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Oh, God.

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I thought it was me for a second.

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It’s your camera.

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Good.

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Sarah, what are we drinking tonight?

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Ooh, that’s a good question.

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We got to get this moving in the right direction.

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Wait, you guys, ooh.

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I’m actually, I’m taking this a different direction.

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Uh-oh.

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Don’t worry.

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I got a couple things here.

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Oh, it’s dry January.

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whoa so to be fair to be fair it’s 2 p.m and anybody that knows me knows that i’m like i if i can have a smell alcohol and i’m like drunk for five days um but what are you drinking

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I’m going to go with one of these energy drinks.

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So I need you guys to excuse for me because this one, it’s called mimosa.

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So like it’s mimosa flavor, so orange.

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And then I got a cherry slush here.

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So I know it’s kind of silly, but I’ve already had one.

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So I’ll have a second one and I’ll be cracked out just like I’ve had like alcohol.

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So what do we think?

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Go with a mimosa.

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That’s what I was thinking too.

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Mimosa.

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Okay, mimosa it is.

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Perfect.

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There we go.

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Send the cherry slush over to David.

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I love it.

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And Sarah, you know, the funny thing is I’m all talk about the drinking thing, but I’m like you.

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Two o’clock, it’s just like unless I can get in a good nap afterwards, it’s not going to work for me.

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I’ve always had a deficiency with daytime drinking.

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I’ve never been good at it.

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Some people can do it.

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I’ve just never been good at drinking.

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Let’s put it like that.

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I can never be good with that.

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But, oh, oh, Dave, welcome back to the show.

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Beetlejuice.

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Now the show really gets going.

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Yep.

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Yeah, just crash and burn right here.

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Boom.

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Wow.

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Well, you know, we have Dave coming here.

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You just took the life out of it, Dave.

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If the energy level’s too high, you’re like, come in.

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There you go.

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We got you.

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Wow.

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The worst thing we do is get Craig that box.

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He just has too much freedom with those sound effects.

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Yeah.

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Well, the problem is my applause button is screwed up, so I don’t use my box as much as I should.

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So you’re all missing out on things like this.

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Are you using box one or box two?

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The two.

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That was aggressive.

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That was a lot.

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I know.

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So, Glenn, I need to, you know, we talk a lot about various things regarding your religion and

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You’re a very, very devoted Jew.

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We know that.

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Hey, listen, you can’t take me anywhere without me going for a good prayer session.

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So I need to understand.

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You give us the inside secrets.

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You’ve talked about the Concord.

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We’ve talked about your favorite Chinese spots for Jewish Christmas dinner.

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I need to understand that.

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What is the secret, the reasoning, the details behind the secret Jewish tunnels in Brooklyn?

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What is going on?

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Unfortunately, as much as I’ve tried, they won’t let me into that cult.

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But I think what’s happening there is they just want to get to the other places within their shul complex very quickly and not have to go outside and get their shoes dirty and stuff like that.

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Deal with the public?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Good times.

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Are you familiar with this story?

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No.

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So basically under a synagogue, this congregation, I don’t know what it’s called, but the congregation of that synagogue was building underground tunnels under the streets, illegal underground tunnels under the streets of Brooklyn and hopping in and out of sewer grates and looking like Ninja Turtles.

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Wait, hold on.

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Is it a new thing?

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No, this has got to have been going on forever.

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I mean, it’s been going on for a while.

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Obviously, it was about a 50-foot tunnel, but they finally got caught because they were making too much noise underground, and people that were in the buildings above the tunnel were complaining about it.

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Okay, whoa.

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That’s A, dumb that they were making so much noise.

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It defeats the purpose.

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Aren’t there already underground tunnels?

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And I’m not talking about the subway, but in New York, I feel like there have been.

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So it would only make sense.

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Yeah, I mean, there are definitely places that have underground tunnels.

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I think Staten Island has a very notable one.

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But the happy news with that story is the MTA is hiring them to extend the Second Avenue subway all the way downtown.

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Hey, listen, they got more done.

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Sarah, you know that we’ve got abandoned tunnels in Los Angeles.

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It dates back to the 40s.

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Oh, wow.

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Yeah, I mean, I’m not surprised.

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I didn’t know that, but I’m not surprised because, I mean, everybody loves a good, like, you know, hidden tunnel.

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When I went to Georgetown, apparently there was one there that goes from the university all the way to the White House.

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Interesting.

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Didn’t explore that on 9-11, but that’s a story for another day.

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Yeah, that’s a story for another day.

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Now we’ve got some in downtown LA that you can actually drive vehicles into, like full-size trucks.

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And then you’ve got others that connect what used to be the old Hall of Records building, the Assessor’s Office, City Hall, and all these other pedestrian ones that the city workers use.

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And the thing is, it’s also connected to the old county jail.

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And when they were bringing people from the jail to the criminal courthouse, the sheriffs would clear everybody out.

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Yeah.

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Well, I was just saying that this just only further goes to prove the fact that forever people have been obsessed with the end of the world and how to get away and hide.

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Totally.

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Yeah.

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Oh, yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Again, you look at some of those ones in downtown L.A., deep back in the 40s.

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It’s post-World War II.

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Yeah, yeah.

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And, you know, it’s like, ah!

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Have you stocked up on your beans?

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Yeah, exactly.

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And your government cheese.

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Don’t forget your government cheese.

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Oh, my God.

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Are you building a secret bunker under the Houseman, Pool House, Clubhouse, Smokehouse, and Dispensary?

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Oh, my God.

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Either one or two.

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We have a… And a bunker.

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Yeah, I’ve got a secret smoker slash cheese cave in the basement.

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Oh, that’s perfect.

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Do you have a lava lamp in there as well?

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Because that would be just really just the icing on the cake.

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No, but I do have a salt lamp that’s over there.

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Oh, wow.

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What is a salt lamp?

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Very progressive.

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Let’s see if I can get it on camera.

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Wait, I might be able to get mine on camera.

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That thing over there.

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No, I got one too.

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Oh, it’s blurry.

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Okay, yeah, yeah.

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Annie has one of those.

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Yeah.

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I got one.

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I don’t know what it actually is.

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What is it?

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It’s my Himalayan salt.

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Sorry.

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Then fell down.

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Glenn broke his studio.

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Sorry.

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I have the camera kind of fastened on the back so it doesn’t do falling.

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Oh, Mexico tunnels.

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Hey, Nikki, how are you?

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Denver airport.

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Sort of secret world underneath it, supposedly.

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Denver airport is freaky.

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Yeah, that is a weird airport.

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What about the most famous tunnels there are to make sure everything happens by magic?

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The tunnel of love.

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Those are the best.

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I was like, Craig, Tunnel of Love?

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Really?

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Okay.

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Sadly, that’s the last time Craig got any.

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It was fair in the 1920s.

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He had a good time.

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Actually, it was the 1960s.

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I can’t explain my son who was born in 1981.

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20s, 60s, it’s all the same time frame as far as me and Sarah are concerned.

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Yeah, as far as we’re concerned.

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Us cool 80s kids.

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Yeah, 80s babies right over here.

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I want to move us a little bit to another direction.

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It just makes me depressed.

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Oh, please, don’t even.

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Well, when you get to my age, young lady, you’ll be impressed, too.

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I’m friends with somebody who I did the math, and she was born in 1999.

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And I was like, oh, God.

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That’s crazy.

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Yeah.

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The better question is, why are you hanging out with 27-year-olds?

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No, wait.

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You cannot do math.

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OK.

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Why are you going to a hotel when you cannot do math like that?

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24. 24.

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Because, you know, revenue managers always add more on top.

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Yeah, clearly.

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There’s a very, very big misconception about revenue manager and math.

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Everyone thinks that revenue managers have to do a lot of math.

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You really don’t.

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All the numbers are right there in front of you.

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They’re given to you in Excel spreadsheets or easy formulas.

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you don’t have to do any calculations when it comes to revenue management.

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It just doesn’t do for you in 35 seconds.

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So it’s just sheer brains for you, huh?

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It’s accounting.

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Yeah.

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Wow.

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Cool.

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So what you’re saying is you’re really good at Excel.

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Tremendous Excel.

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Yeah.

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Wow.

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Fantastic.

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I’ll tell you that’s fantastic.

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Well, you know, Sarah, we, uh, we’ve got, we’ve got an annual tradition over here at the annual.

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And I happen to be on this annual tradition.

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Really, really special.

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Um, I think we are now in our fourth year.

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year of doing Friday Night Audit.

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We started at the beginning of February-ish, I think, four years ago, right in the middle tail end of that craziness when we were all trapped at home and stuff like that.

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Crazy.

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And one of the things that we like to do is, you know, we got that retro spirit vibe, but we like to kind of change it up every year.

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So we got our annual brand new logo.

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Do we have a drum roll?

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Celebrating the 70s and stuff like that.

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So that’ll be a whole lot of fun.

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A little bit of like Sgt.

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Pepper style.

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Yeah, that’s it.

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I’m into it.

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Yeah, Craig’s like, you’re picking up what we’re laying down.

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I like this.

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Yeah, we had our first one was an atomic one, and then we had the mid-century modern.

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Yeah, yeah.

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We had this one.

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So is this more like the 60s?

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This is more the 70s with the olive green and the orange.

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Is this the 70s?

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Yeah, this is like early 70s, like flower child.

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Late 60s for sure.

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So next year is the 80s?

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Is that what it is?

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Yeah, next time we’ll do the 80s.

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Eventually, yeah.

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Can I come on for that episode?

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Oh, hell yeah.

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It would be great if you did this as an annual tradition.

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I’m going to sequence next time or just neon in honor of babies.

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Roller skates?

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100%.

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Actually, my 30th birthday party was a roller skating party.

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That was a lot of fun.

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I love it.

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Great for you.

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Wow.

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Yeah.

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I think, yeah.

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We used to go to, we used to go to the Comac roller rink back in 1982.

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That was, Oh, I love roller skating.

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It’s so much fun.

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Is that really coming back though?

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Is it like, it’s not coming back.

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It’s been back, Glenn.

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I don’t know where you are, but like my insurance company won’t let me know.

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So I’m not allowed to go.

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No.

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Yeah.

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Especially in the pandemic, because a lot of people were, that was a good thing for them to go out and do.

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I actually have a friend of mine who she was, she was into skating quite a bit, but then as that happened, then she just started skating all the time at the Venice skate park in Venice beach.

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And now she’s got like almost like a million followers.

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She just like does all these cool skating videos and it’s just fun to watch.

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So it’s, it’s a good time.

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There’s a great rink, skating rink over in Glendale.

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Moonlight roller rink.

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Yeah, that’s it.

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Very good.

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Very good.

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Yeah, me too.

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Okay.

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Can we get a Friday night audit from the Moonlight Roller Rink then?

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Maybe.

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Oh, my God.

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Stop.

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Stop.

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There we go.

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That happened?

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Oh, wait.

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Oh, hold on.

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That’s next weekend?

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What am I doing?

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Oh, I’m going.

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I’m fucking going.

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Sorry.

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We could have David’s birthday party.

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I’ve already dropped F-bomb a number of times.

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It’s probably fucking fine.

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It’s all right.

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We’re not concerned about monetizing this show.

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You guys know me, so you know that I’m rather liberal with my…

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With my F-bombs.

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But for the others that don’t know, they’re normally a little bit surprised because the Martha Stewart of travel doesn’t curse.

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Yes, she does.

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Also, straight gangster right over here.

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Straight gangster.

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You’re welcome.

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If people really knew people that are on TV and do these types of things behind the scenes, they’ll be shocked at the level of things that are said.

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Even like when I worked, when I was working in hotels, obviously I would just like, you know, you have to stay professional and you talk to the individuals.

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It was not uncommon for me to bust through the door, go into the back area and be like, and like just stop.

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Word vomit.

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Oh, yeah.

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And people would look at me and I would just be like, all right, we’re good now.

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Let’s go back up front.

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I’ve got to tell you, I don’t know how many times I did that in the office.

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I’d either get in the elevator and start screaming and cussing and yelling or into the restroom.

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And every foul thing that I could think of would come up.

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echoing down the hallway.

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Sometimes I’ll say stuff and I’ll pause.

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Glenn, he’s the same on air as he’s off air.

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That’s Glenn.

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David, on the other hand, he’s got a lot of pressure.

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He’s running the show.

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He’s running a hotel.

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He’s running home.

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He’s running home.

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Nikki is saying roller skating probably coming to the Super Bowl.

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Check out Usher roller skating.

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Usher on roller skates?

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Interesting.

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All right, good times.

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How come the Super Bowl is all… I mean, I don’t care either way, really, but I feel like the Super Bowl is always from halftime shows of acts that are like 30 years old.

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That was the best response.

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Oh, yeah, you know why?

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Because they don’t pay them.

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I was about to say, they’re the only ones who could afford to do it.

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I know that.

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I think you have to pay them now.

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I heard that they were trying to implement that.

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I don’t know if it actually happened.

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They were definitely trying to do that.

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Yeah, and they do it in conjunction because a lot of times they do it in conjunction with they’ve got a new album coming out or a new this or whatever.

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They’re trying to stay relevant.

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Yeah, but I don’t know.

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That’s the Super Bowl for you.

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I mean, I don’t…

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Who’s doing it this year?

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Usher.

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Oh, Usher is doing it.

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All right.

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We got some Usher up in here that we can play?

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I’m kidding.

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Yeah.

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Thanks for making sure we get copyright strikes.

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You’re welcome.

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Now I understand.

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You came on the show just to make sure we can never do another one again.

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No.

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No.

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It just means that you can’t be watched in the Philippines or Brazil.

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You’ll be fine.

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Okay?

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Okay.

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Wait a minute.

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I’m the David Hasselhoff of the Philippines.

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Come on.

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Oh, my gosh.

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That would be so fun.

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What is up with David Hasselhoff?

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Listen, I ate a lumpia in the Philippines once, and I got 8 million views on it.

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That’s all I’m saying.

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I’m lying.

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I’m making that up.

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The Filipinos hate me.

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No.

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This was crazy.

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When I was in Indonesia, I went into a market and everybody was following me and wanting to take photos.

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And then somebody was even like, they handed me their baby and they’re like, will you bless our baby?

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And I’m like, I don’t think it works like that.

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And then somebody was like, oh, will you put your hand on my wife’s belly?

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She’s going to be having a baby.

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And I was like, just so you know, it’s not going to come out blonde hair.

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This is just

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Genetically impossible.

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But die number 623 from L’Oreal.

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That’ll help you.

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There you go.

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Oh, my gosh.

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That was a good time, though.

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That was fun.

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That was awesome.

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Yeah.

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Actually, I should find it at some point.

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I have got this great selfie.

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I ended up going to this, like they have this water park where it’s like one of the largest pools in the world.

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Huge.

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It’s, it’s gigantic.

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And I was there and luckily, like I had a tour guide and the one tour guide was like, I’ll keep an eye on you just to make sure.

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And then like one guy comes, swims over and I’m just like, okay, what’s this guy want?

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And he’s like, ah, hi, hi.

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Um,

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could I get a photo with you?

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And I’m like, whatever, like, sure.

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And then he was like, Oh, can my friend be in the photo?

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I’m like, sure.

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And the next thing you know, literally eight dudes come up and they’re like, Hey, Hey, can we take a photo?

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And then I’m like, yeah, where’s your phone?

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And they were so excited to take a photo.

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They didn’t even have a phone on them on my phone.

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So there’s this giant selfie of me in this pool, literally with like, like eight guys.

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And they’re all just like,

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That’s hysterical.

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Oh, my God.

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It was really.

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And they were so excited.

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And then I had to, like, send it to them on WhatsApp afterwards.

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Oh, my God.

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It was so exciting.

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Oh, yeah.

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Brittany or Cameron Diaz.

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Yeah, maybe.

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There you go.

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No, not Brittany.

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Oh, my God.

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First of all, I’m way too tall for her.

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And the same.

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Also, your Vegas residency was much more entertaining.

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Yes, that is true.

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Line around the block.

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I don’t know.

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Oh, my gosh.

24:54.399 –> 24:55.119
Wow.

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We’re just going all over the place with today’s topics.

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Yes, we are.

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Because, you know, it mimics what it’s like hanging out at the bar with your friends.

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It starts in one place and just kind of who the hell knows.

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Yeah.

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And by the way, this is exactly what I would wear if I was going to a bar.

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Yoga pants and a sweatshirt and some fugs.

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Faux uggs.

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Yeah.

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What?

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You can’t afford the real ones?

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You have to go to Chinatown in New York City?

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No, no, no.

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It’s not about can you afford.

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No, it’s about being in LA.

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It’s an ugly shoe.

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Why would you pay a lot of money for it?

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Yes, it’s comfortable, but no.

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So I am definitely going to- I want my ugly shoes cheap.

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Pretty much, yeah.

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Dude, when Target came out with this version, I was like, yeah, baby.

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Hey, Glenn, do you get your new Crocs with you?

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Oh, God.

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Oh, my God.

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They’re downstairs.

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I’m wearing the tie-dye ones right now.

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I don’t know how you do the Croc thing.

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I don’t know how you do the Croc thing.

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Here’s how it goes.

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I put my feet in and walk around.

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Oh my gosh.

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Glenn, we were just talking about roller skating.

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My friend that is this like roller skating influencer girl.

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She actually, she loves Crocs too.

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And somebody made her a pair of roller skate Crocs.

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Oh, that is fun.

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Wow.

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Yeah.

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That’s like totally up your alley.

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All right, so I just want everybody to know, I used to hate the Crocs.

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I never understood them.

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But during the pandemic, you know, we needed some shoes that I could walk around in that weren’t sneakers.

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So we got a pair of these, and they’re just really super awesome and comfortable to walk around the house.

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There we go.

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I need to understand why the pandemic made you have a vendetta against sneakers.

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I didn’t have a vendetta against sneakers.

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My wife was more about indoor shoes, outdoor shoes, that kind of a-

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Yeah.

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Slippers don’t work for me.

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My feet are all effed up, and I need some support and cushioning.

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Otherwise, I start to get pain going up to my knees.

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Oh, wow.

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Oh, okay.

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I’m even more of a bitch than I already am, and nobody wants to see that.

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This is sounding like it’s turning into a session over here.

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Do you want to go ahead and lay down?

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It’s already.

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I hope you’re not going to charge me too much for this.

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No, it’s fine.

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It’s $150.

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You get a Friday.

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All right.

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is very expensive she is so uh big in the industry right now doing so many amazing things you need to pay at least 500 for five minutes of her time oh are you hired as a manager now yeah he’s looking for a percentage sarah be careful no problem if you’re going to be pulling that in for five minutes you will totally get a percentage the more the merrier for everybody you got kids to feed okay yeah i know

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I know.

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We’re waiting for David to announce they’re having twins next.

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Oh, my God.

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Why are you taking that seed?

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Well, it’s fine, because the day that that happens, then I just skip the country.

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OMG.

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I just send Craig the bill, and I skip the country.

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You say Craig the bill.

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He can pay all of my child support, and then we’re fine.

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Hey, I told him the last baby, and if it was born on July 29th and he named it Craig, I’d help support the scholarship fund.

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Wait, Craig, your birthday is July 29th?

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Yeah.

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That’s the same birthday as my grandmother.

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Really?

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She’s got to be a wonderful woman.

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Yeah, she’s spicy.

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Wow.

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I like that.

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You’re a little Leo over there.

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Yes.

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Very much so.

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Everybody show me your palms.

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No, I’m kidding.

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No, we’re not doing that either.

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Hey, you know what?

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We got a psychic reader down the street and I knocked on her door and she asked who’s there and I left.

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Wait a minute.

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You cannot use that joke.

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I just did.

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That is a dad joke.

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I missed the entire joke because I was just floored for a second that psychic reading is making so much money you can live on freaking Balboa Island.

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I didn’t say they live on Balboa Island.

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I just said they had a little place down there.

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So the dog house that you rent for like 500 bucks a month.

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Okay.

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Fine.

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You know, if you know somebody who knows somebody.

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Yeah.

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That’s why we always call Glenn.

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Yeah, definitely.

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I mean.

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Yeah, I know everything.

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That’s actually – I got a sweet side hustle doing that sort of stuff.

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Doing what?

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Being a psychic?

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Mm-hmm.

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Oh, okay.

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Tell me about this.

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Yeah.

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Tell me about my future, Glenn.

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I made a deal with the Long Island Medium.

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So it’s kind of like Gallagher and Gallagher 2.

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Okay.

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So I’m like the Long Island Medium 2 and just put on a big –

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80 style blonde wig and kind of pretend i’m her and then i go you’re you’ve got a lot of pain so was it someone in your was it someone who and then they’ll say they’ll say something i’ll be like oh yes your cousin your cousin they shamed you and now you have a lot of you have a lot of feelings about that and then they’ll be like uh yes yes and then i’ll ask for 20 bucks for more

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Yeah.

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It’s going great.

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It’s going great.

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I was able to pay for a cocktail with all my profits that I made from it.

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Oh, that’s fantastic.

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So weirdly enough, this is kind of on topic but off topic, because as you guys know, any time I hear something funny on this show, I try to find something that would make sense as a picture or a video or something.

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Oh, boy.

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That’s only happened three times.

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I was going to say five times.

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It’s only happened three times.

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It’s a regular shtick, Dave.

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I literally typed in Glenn Houseman psychic into Google.

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Okay, what is it?

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What is it?

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Oh, no.

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Ironically, the first thing that comes up, the first thing that comes up, it’s really surprising because it actually ends up talking about… I feel like what’s happening is I feel like he’s trying to get it ready to load and stuff like that.

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So he’s using extra words to spend his time.

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It talks about being a concierge in hotels.

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When to call on the concierge is the first image result of Glenn Houseman’s psychic.

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I don’t understand why.

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It would have been funnier.

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You will need new pillows.

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As a concierge, Sarah, can you explain to me why that Google… Go back to that for one second.

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I think…

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The Long Island Psychic Media.

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Oh, I did their show, The Long Island Tea.

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I did that once.

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Dave, I did their show from your hotel.

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No way.

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Yeah.

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Do you remember that?

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I don’t, but that’s spectacular.

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Now I’m trying to find it.

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Wait, what?

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Really?

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Yeah.

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Oh, this is interesting.

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I’m trying to find it.

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I can find your episode now.

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Oh, right here.

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Yeah, right there, the first one.

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There it is.

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Yeah, there you go.

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And I did that from your hotel.

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Just play a little bit of that, David.

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Let’s get Glenn.

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There’s no better place to do that type of show than from my hotel because everybody knows how much of a lover of Long Island I am.

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Dude, I did it from one of your rooms.

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I believe it.

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I totally believe it.

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Oh, wow.

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Dave is a big fan of Long Island.

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He’s so jealous that he doesn’t live here.

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He’s got the Jersey shame.

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I feel like I’m not living my full life.

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I don’t live on Long Island.

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I don’t know if I’ve ever been to Long Island.

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You’re not missing much.

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What?

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It’s a beautiful community.

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I’ve got family out there.

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How have I never been to Long Island?

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I lived in New York City.

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You’re missing out.

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We’ve got the best strip malls in the entire country.

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And wait until you see our subdivisions.

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Oh, my God.

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Wow.

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Cookie cutter.

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Sounds delightful.

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It is great.

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It’s fantastic because you don’t actually have to think.

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You just go.

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I like the Islip Airport.

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It’s easy to get in and out of there.

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It really is.

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MacArthur Airport in Islip is absolutely fantastic, but I won’t fly the major airline out of there because I’ve got my loyalty with another airline.

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So what are you going to do?

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Oh, wow.

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Well, it’s because this airline’s hub is in Baltimore, and I don’t really want to deal with transferring flights, changing flights to Baltimore all the time, and then having to fight to get a specific seat and not know what’s going on.

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You can transfer a TPI green.

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No, that is not a legacy airline.

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Who is your preferred airline?

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Who is your preferred airline?

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Delta.

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Oh, yeah.

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We’re all Delta lovers here.

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Well, I mean, the way the airline industry works is whoever’s got it in your neighborhood is kind of who you go with, right?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I mean, it depends on what makes sense for you, for sure.

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For me, it would be that or American.

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United is Newark kind of people.

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So I had to go with either one.

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Yeah.

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Newark, yeah.

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I’m Delta all the way.

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We’re pretty heavily on the American in Newark as well, though, honestly.

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And there’s not a bad Delta itinerary out of Newark.

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It’s not like the most amazing, but it’s not a bad one.

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I don’t think I can even fly direct from LA to Newark.

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I don’t believe you can either.

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On Delta?

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No.

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No.

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I used to do it all the time on Virgin America.

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But you can on Alaska Airlines.

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As long as you don’t mind missing a door on your flight, you’re good to go.

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Okay.

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Everybody needs to calm down about the 737 MAX.

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Uh-oh.

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I’m not calm.

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I’m not calm.

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I got nothing to say.

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American blows.

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Ricky, tell us how you feel.

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I mean, I’m not really a fan of theirs.

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I will say that.

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I am flying American to Miami at the end of next month for a work thing because they were the first one.

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I tried not to fly my main airline.

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So they were the only other ones that had the nonstop Miami.

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Well, your main airline doesn’t want you on there anyhow, Dave.

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Why do you try not to fly your main airline?

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Yeah, that doesn’t make any sense.

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I’m just not a big fan of them.

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You’re what?

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You’re not a fan of your main airline.

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The one out of Newark, I mean.

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I don’t travel enough to have a main airline.

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Hey, listen.

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I want all of us to feel united here.

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This is stressing me out.

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Kumbaya.

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I don’t fly enough to have a true main airline.

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You should definitely be getting points and miles on whatever airline you fly, even if you’re hopping around between airlines.

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I don’t go anywhere.

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Okay, bro.

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Here he comes.

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Come on, Glenn.

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Come on.

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The closest I get to earning airline miles is going to Elizabeth, New Jersey to pick up Valencia because it’s the best restaurant in town.

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That’s really about it.

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That’s just sad.

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Yeah.

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I will say the one and only Bruce Ford 17 years ago set me straight.

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And he’s like, you got to go with one airline, bro.

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And I follow that advice.

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And now I’m like 1.3 million miles in on that one.

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Woo.

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That’s crazy.

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And so it’s a game changer and I get it, Dave, by the way, I totally get it.

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Cause when I was first starting to build my business and I was still working at a hotel, I was still working five days a week at a hotel, but obviously, you know, with the way that hotels are that you would kind of like.

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mix them up so i would have like maybe three or four days off in a row and that’s how i was able to get everything done um and quite often it was like where could i what where could i fly or what airline was the cheapest and or that i could do a red eye pretty much and i would leave straight from the hotel go straight to the airport oh my god

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and literally come back, put on my uniform.

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I mean, I came back from Asia once.

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Holy shit.

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And went to work the same day.

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So don’t mess around.

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Well, to be young.

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Don’t mess around.

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No, do not.

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I’m just saying.

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far more aggressive than we think here i could yeah to be honest when i was i was working towards a potential years ago you know long time before this job as you guys know but i was working towards a job that was going to have me traveling which ended up not working out after you guys know that worked out um and i was looking up stupid it should have worked out i was looking up um

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Because as part of that job, I would have been traveling more.

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I would have had to go to several different cities to cover them.

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And I was looking up travel routes when it looked like that was going to go through.

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I was looking up travel routes on the various airlines out of Newark to do exactly that, to find my one airline.

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Just United.

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But it was just United or American.

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I think United is better, though, out of there.

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American didn’t hit one of the cities.

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So, yeah, I really was just going to be United.

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That was my only option.

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You know, you can always come back to it.

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It’s no big deal.

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You never know.

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I got to tell you.

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I’m just saying I don’t travel.

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It doesn’t really matter.

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I fly to Click once a year.

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I maybe fly down somewhere for a work trip.

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And that’s it.

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So, you know, my L.A.

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trips end up being a lot of fun going to Alaska, truly, because I actually enjoy flying them.

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I like them too.

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That’s a good product.

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Yeah, they have non-stops out of Newark.

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A couple of different flights.

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I actually had to change my click flight because I booked an Alaska flight

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in the morning, and now they’re only running afternoon flights to Cali.

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Right.

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They’re running two early flights, LA to Newark, but they’re only running afternoon from Newark out to Cali.

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So I had to change to JetBlue going out to Click, and now I’m still coming back.

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I feel like we’re so heavily invested in your travel planning right now.

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I absolutely am.

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It’s very, very important that you hear about all of my travel excavations.

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I feel like you need help planning.

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Uh-oh.

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Feel free to do it to me, Sarah.

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It’s okay.

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So Dr. Producer Suzanne is saying, hey, late to the party.

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I hope you’re being nice to Sarah.

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No, more so I hope Sarah’s being nice to all of you.

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Sarah’s always nice to me.

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She’s always nice to me.

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Since you guys travel so much, feel free to donate some of your points to my network.

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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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You know, David, I don’t know why you don’t get on Glenn’s plane with him.

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He’s got the private jet.

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Just fly out with him.

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Because then I have to go to Long Island, and I refuse to do that.

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More like a magic carpet, okay?

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Let’s really, like, go.

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I wouldn’t want to be driving to Islip, but I don’t want to drive to Islip.

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I’d rather take a steam train out of Newark.

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I like how you call Islip, Islip.

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Islip, yeah, Islip.

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You’re going to Islip.

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Oh, my.

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I will call it a Westchester County Airport, though.

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I mean, it’s basically the same style of airport, but it’s very, very convenient.

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Very small.

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Which airport?

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I’m sorry, I missed that.

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Westchester.

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Yeah, totally.

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People love that airport.

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Why?

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Why?

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Because it’s not a New York City airport and it’s easy to get in and out.

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You can literally walk in there, you know, 60 minutes before your flight and be at your gate 50 minutes before your flight.

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Yeah, but is it making you direct to your destination?

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I think they got JetBlue on there.

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Okay, okay.

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Yeah.

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Okay, so that’s decent.

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When people talk about the smaller airports and, like, you can’t get anywhere direct, I am not into that.

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That’s exactly what happens with me and Islip.

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And, you know, they don’t have the, you know, I’m sorry to sound all, you know, snooty and stuff like that, but I like the, I travel enough.

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I like the lounges, like the upgrades, you know, I like all of that kind of stuff.

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And so I drive a little bit more.

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Plus, honestly, Southwest, as good as they may be as an airline, they don’t necessarily go everywhere I want to go.

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When I was doing a lot more international travel, they didn’t do that at all.

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They’re horrible.

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Yeah.

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So Nikki says she loves Burbank.

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And I know this because last year at Alice, we had a very detailed conversation.

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Do you know, fun fact, I have never flown in or out of Burbank airport and I have lived in Los Angeles 16 years.

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You know, 20 years ago, Burbank was a much better airport.

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Now, they’re owned by the city of Burbank, city of Glendale, city of Pasadena, and all those three cities can do one thing really well, and that’s point the finger at the other city for the airport being screwed up.

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John Wayne and Long Beach are far better airports.

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Oh, Arnie, you’re full of shit.

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To me, it’s all about where you’re going to.

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That’s what I care about.

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But you’ve got LAX in your backyard.

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You’re 20 minutes.

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You know it’s LA.

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There’s nothing in 20 minutes from LA.

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Everything in LA is 20 minutes.

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Hey, if 4 o’clock in the morning, you can get anywhere in LA.

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Yeah, this is true.

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But no, LAX is definitely my go to.

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But and I mean, honestly, the main reason is that it’s it’s it’s a well, I’m a well oiled machine with it from curbside all the way in through security to the Sky Lounge.

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I can get through in, I don’t know, two and a half minutes.

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I’m not checking a bag, obviously.

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If I’m just not checking a bag, I’m just going in and up and through.

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I always check a bag.

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You’ve got the gear you’ve got to bring, usually.

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Yeah, but even so, I just don’t want to schlep shit through the airport.

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I just don’t want to be bothered.

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Obviously, there are certain times that I’m traveling with gear and

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Clothing, too.

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I have to have many clothing options.

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Right.

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I’m like that, too.

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Which is a whole other thing.

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I need a whole suitcase of things that I’m not actually going to wear.

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Correct.

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Exactly.

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Exactly.

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Sarah, the other thing is with Glenn’s clothing, it’s four pairs of jeans that are all the same.

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They’re all Lucky Brand.

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Well, yeah.

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That makes more sense.

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I’m trying to get into that Steve Jobs spirit just with pants.

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My friends make fun of me all the time when they see me and they’re like, why are you wearing all black?

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And I’m like, so I don’t have to think about putting together an outfit.

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Of course.

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I’m okay with the shirts, but I can’t do pants for the life of me.

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Why?

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I have a whole weird insecurity complex about the strangest freaking shit, and pants are one of them.

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So I don’t have any confidence that I could pick out a pair that’s actually going to be successful for me.

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So I’ve got a gig next week, and I want to get a non-jean pair of pants, and I’m freaking out about it, Sarah.

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I can’t.

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freaking deal.

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I got to do that.

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This is crazy.

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So a couple of things.

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I fly out there and like take you clothes shopping.

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Like, is this how this is going to go down?

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What I got to do is I got to like get like a personal stylist person and just like say here, figure it out.

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You know, they have websites for that now.

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Yes.

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A, they have websites for that and only that.

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But you could also go to I mean, as cheesy as it sounds, you can also always have an extra bag of shoe options.

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Yeah, that’s that’s that’s a real deal for sure.

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But you could go to like any of the big department stores and kind of like talk to somebody and they can pull out some options for you.

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right or you just don’t want to interact i he doesn’t want to talk to people in person i know i am the weirdest freaking person ever you would not believe like how like i can’t handle talking to people when like i’m not on camera or at a cocktail party i know this i understand this i understand you just pop an edible and then like you’ll be good but like you just oh yeah it’s two or three

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button up lucky jeans crocs but there are services for that so two days there are there are i know i gotta figure it out i want to take a step back for a second because you guys are talking about lax and you know if anybody knows anything about lax and this is of course is the major and main airport that services the second largest city in the country tons of international travel tons of people coming through there they are known

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for their amazing public transportation connections to the downtown part of their main part of the city.

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There’s nothing better than trying to take public transportation out of LAX, right?

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I mean, I know they’re spectacular.

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So how is the Air Trans situation coming over there?

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OK, first of all, everybody knows that Los Angeles does not do public transportation.

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OK, like we are not known for our public transportation.

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We are a city that was built after many people had cars.

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OK, so you cannot compare the infrastructure of Los Angeles to New York City.

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Just going to put that out.

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Or Boston or other Boston or whatever.

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Exactly.

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And because the whole thing with they can build the Metro, but it’s like the city is so spread out.

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Right.

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The chances of you going from one Metro station to another and actually having it be convenient.

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Hey, Sarah, I actually, I’m excited.

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I’ve never taken the LA subway.

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And when I’m going to Alice, for various reasons, I need to stick in town.

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And I’m thinking of doing our Friday night audit from Universal Studios Hollywood.

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And I could actually take the subway from downtown LA over there on Beyond the Moon.

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Yes, you can.

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I could do something like that.

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I went on a date one time with somebody when they had just opened up the purple line or whatever it was from downtown to Santa Monica.

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And it was like, Hey, have you ever been on the subway?

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We should go on a date.

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And it became a date activity because that’s how much people do not take the subway here.

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I think I took my first day in California with Annie back in 2019 before I really knew most of it.

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I didn’t know anybody on this show except for Glenn, actually.

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I want to say it was the red line from LA Live to Hollywood.

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Yeah.

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And I was professional.

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It was amazing.

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I think I did it better than most LA people.

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Your public transportation out there is complete trash.

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But again, back to my original question.

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How is the people mover at LAX coming along?

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Is it actually going to open in 2024?

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Will it actually?

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2024?

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That’s the date that I heard it, I don’t know, a year or two ago.

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I don’t know if that’s actually still in the works.

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If you followed my posts on LinkedIn, you’d know that it’s been delayed.

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I’d have to go on LinkedIn for that too, though.

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I don’t go on social media.

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I don’t go on social media.

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You’re too cool for that.

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He does if you mention his name.

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It’s not about being too cool.

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It’s about having no fucking time.

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Oh, I guess we’ve been told.

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Because I waste my Friday night doing this place.

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Then I’m at work all day.

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Then I have to go home to three kids.

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Glenn, chime in, please.

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First of all, best hour you have all freaking week.

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Yeah, that’s right.

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Yeah, right.

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Susanna’s saying David’s freaking stupid snarky excuses again.

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I know, I know.

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I don’t know why I keep going blurry over this.

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It’s definitely a metaphor for how I am.

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Because the ancient gods believe in my statement.

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But Sarah, real quick, Susanna has a very important question.

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Yes, she does.

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Going back to your first or your date with this person.

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Just subway date.

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And that being an activity on the date, was there a second date after that?

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Oh, you missed my comment.

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There was not a second date after that.

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Was that because of the couple or was there other parts to the date?

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Oh, now we’re getting close.

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I think it was a personality clash.

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And by the way, that wasn’t a first date.

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That was probably like a second date with that individual and there was not a third date.

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Well, now we know.

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Second Date Subway.

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Now we know how to plan our L.A.

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dating excursion.

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Second Date Subway.

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Either a good song or a bad name.

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Or also just a really good sandwich.

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Oh, don’t talk food about it.

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Sarah, what would be on that sandwich?

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Oh my God.

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First of all.

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Okay.

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Fun fact.

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Hold that real quick, Sarah, real quick, because we have a quick report from Lisa Hollenberg that subway rides on a date is a deal breaker.

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No, right there.

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And then it’s over.

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No, wait, she’s saying I wouldn’t necessarily use it for a date.

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh, I mean, well, we went to… So she went with you for a date.

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It’s a deal breaker, but she has used the subway from downtown to Hollywood.

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I’ve done that too.

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It was great.

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I’ve actually never done Amtrak down to San Diego either.

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I drive.

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I like to be like, I like to have my escape car.

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That’s actually nice.

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Back to the more… The sandwiches.

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Side note.

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Things that people do not know about me.

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I love me some Subway.

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I also love me some Taco Bell.

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Seriously, Sarah.

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You live in LA.

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I do a whole Taco Bell thing coming home from JFK late at night.

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You’re fucked about this.

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That’s like me going, I love Domino’s.

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Nobody loves Domino’s, Dave.

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First of all.

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The ACO run, you know?

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Keep in mind, I’m vegetarian, okay?

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Keep in mind, I’m vegetarian.

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Don’t roll your eyes.

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None of you roll your eyes.

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My son’s a vegetarian.

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Outside of Mexico, you have probably the best Mexican food in the freaking world, and you’re eating Taco Bell?

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No, no.

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I like, I like to go to nice Mexican restaurants as well too, but sometimes it’s a little bit too heavy, but there’s a specific, whatever.

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It doesn’t matter.

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We’re going to talk about Taco Bell another time.

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We’re going to go back to Subway.

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Sandwich.

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Okay.

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So wait, so here’s the whole thing.

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I have probably eaten the same type of sandwich for like

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15 years.

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I was a big fan of, this is gonna sound so gross to probably everybody, but I was actually a big fan of their veggie sandwiches.

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Okay, their veggie patties.

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But then they changed it like three years ago, so it’s now vegan and it tastes horrible.

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And so I don’t even know what to eat there.

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But what I do double down on is that sweet, sweet onion sauce.

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So sometimes I’ll make a salad and have them use that sweet onion sauce as dressing.

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And I will drink that, like would just put a straw in it and I will drink it.

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Like it’s good.

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What would you, what would you put?

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That’s how I do pockets.

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Okay, so it would be lettuce, light tomato, not a whole lot because they’re normally kind of like meh.

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Cucumbers, a lot of pickles.

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I love pickles.

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Definitely black olives.

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If I’m in the mood, I might do banana peppers, cilantro, just a little bit of vinegar and oil sometimes, and then definitely the sweet onion sauce, Swiss cheese, and then that veggie patty.

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And toasted, yeah, good times.

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Nice, nice.

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Well, speaking of food, before we get to the best part, we’ve got a question I want to roll back to.

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Oh, gosh.

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Trying to make me and Craig jealous, but she wants to know, what kind of food do you want for dinner on Wednesday night, Glenn?

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All right, so I’m going to be doing an event that’s a secret right now in a city that’s a secret right now.

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But I am going to be seeing Dr. Producer Suzanne on Wednesday night.

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That’s a lot of secrets going on.

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I know, but I’ve been sworn to secrecy by the CEO of the company.

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Really?

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Is it a secret?

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NBA right there.

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Totally, totally.

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Is that a clue what you want for dinner on Wednesday?

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Because that’s all she asked.

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No, that’s all –

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But I had to set the stage because I can’t tell you the city because there might be some locally favored flavors or something like that.

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Chick-fil-A?

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You can say that you just want Chick-fil-A.

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Okay.

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No, I can’t eat Chick-fil-A.

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I have a philosophical problem with Chick-fil-A.

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Yeah.

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Let me go get some Chick-fil-A and then go buy stuff at Hobby Lobby.

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I’ll be all over that.

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Oh, yeah.

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No.

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Have you ever turned –

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Oh, wait.

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Do you know what both Chick-fil-A and In-N-Out have in common?

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Absolutely not the one.

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Scripture.

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Yes.

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If you turn their bags upside down, it actually says John 316.

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The cups over at In-N-Out.

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Yeah.

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That’s a good time.

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Not that we’re taking the conversation that direction, but it was definitely…

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Mickey says you didn’t get blurred until you started talking about the psychic stuff.

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Yeah.

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I haven’t taken psychic stuff since my kids were born.

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Oh, this is a lot.

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It would be great to do it again, but now I think I’m too old to spend the time recovering.

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What?

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You would just see visions of them.

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That would just be what you would see.

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No.

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No, we don’t ever need to see that ever again.

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What was that, Dave?

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That was not me.

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That was not me.

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That was my fever dream when I shrewd the 1994.

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That was Craig having way too much time on his hands, finding some weird website, and spending way too much time on that website.

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You also know that you can just microdose, and it doesn’t need to be crazy.

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Uh, no, I know.

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I know.

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You’re like, I know Sarah, but we don’t need to talk about this.

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Taking tips with Glenn and Sarah.

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Yeah.

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So the issue that I, that I had when I got into psychedelics and stuff like that, and I never did it too much is that I’m very sensitive to stuff.

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So there’s always a point in the experience where you’re like, fuck, I shouldn’t have done this.

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This is a huge mistake.

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And I had the potential to spiral out of control.

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So that plus…

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does take time to recover and i’m like uh you know and like i’m very focused on other things i would really love at some point to be able to like go and have an experience with a shaman type individual that can lead you through it an ayahuasca trip right that i don’t know i don’t know if i want to like shit and puke in buckets in the middle of the amazon jungle but you know

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But I hear what you’re saying.

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Hey, at least your wife would be happy you’re not doing that in the house.

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Okay.

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Again.

56:23.639 –> 56:24.420
That’s actually funny.

56:25.060 –> 56:25.561
That’s funny.

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I know exactly what kind of shot I’m going to do this with.

56:28.883 –> 56:29.344
Oh, no.

56:29.364 –> 56:30.965
Are you about to share your screen again?

56:33.114 –> 56:34.295
There’s no shaman.

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No, no.

56:37.078 –> 56:37.699
Oh, God.

56:37.739 –> 56:39.281
That’s not a shaman.

56:39.301 –> 56:40.522
We don’t get political on this show.

56:40.542 –> 56:42.724
That looks like a friend of mine’s husband.

56:42.864 –> 56:45.607
And it’s just like, I saw that and I went, oh, no, no.

56:45.708 –> 56:47.630
Please tell me it isn’t so-and-so.

56:48.250 –> 56:49.251
And luckily it wasn’t.

56:51.477 –> 56:55.039
I haven’t had any of these experiences and I’m 36 years old.

56:55.059 –> 56:56.360
I know.

56:56.400 –> 56:56.900
Wait a second.

56:56.940 –> 56:57.461
Wait a second.

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Okay.

56:57.841 –> 57:06.446
We go, you’re, I don’t know what you’re lumping me into, what category you’re lumping me into, but I haven’t had any of those experiences.

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I’m pretty, we are millennials.

57:11.649 –> 57:12.650
We take care of our bodies.

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We didn’t get come up through the sixties and seventies.

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Okay.

57:16.316 –> 57:40.494
fair enough yeah but the good news the good news about coming up in the 60s and 70s was that there was no downside to doing stuff it was encouraged by society because oh my god i will say this is that dave and i at least we get when we grew up it was before everybody was really on social media so we still were able to have like a proper childhood and like

57:40.734 –> 57:43.777
Glenn and I are very thankful for that every day.

57:43.958 –> 57:44.838
Oh, wow.

57:45.159 –> 57:47.361
We made it through college.

57:47.922 –> 57:49.283
We just moved to Sarah, right?

57:49.303 –> 57:50.444
We made it through college.

57:50.484 –> 57:54.369
We still had a choice of what pictures made it up online, just as we were making it through our college years.

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100%.

57:54.529 –> 57:55.890
Hey, Sarah.

57:55.950 –> 57:58.253
Sorry, go ahead, Greg, or Glenn.

57:59.615 –> 58:03.277
Craig is very excited to announce that he’s starting a Willie Nelson cover band.

58:03.297 –> 58:10.540
Oh, I was just going to ask if he just got a… Oh, I was wondering if you had a contact with Pantene Pro-V.

58:10.560 –> 58:18.063
I mean, you were just doing the whole like… That’s a great… Listen, he told two friends and they told two friends and so on and so on.

58:18.583 –> 58:20.004
I got Fabio down the street.

58:20.044 –> 58:22.345
You guys have your matching hair, so it looks really good.

58:22.645 –> 58:25.406
I have all of his Harlequin romance novel covers.

58:25.787 –> 58:27.067
Oh, stop.

58:27.387 –> 58:27.748
Okay, wait.

58:28.128 –> 58:29.489
So wait, this is crazy.

58:29.849 –> 58:45.497
So my mom, my mom is an avid reader and my mother got her master’s in illustration specifically specializing in romance novel covers and the number of romance novel covers that we had around our house and she would paint them.

58:45.537 –> 58:47.618
And it was so funny because like she would go and you’d,

58:48.419 –> 58:53.564
you’d have a photo shoot with the models and it’s like, you’ve got these models and it’s like, you’ve got everybody, they’re holding each other.

58:53.584 –> 58:54.545
Let me turn on the fan.

58:56.721 –> 58:58.382
You should have a fan there.

58:58.402 –> 59:02.123
So before we go to the best part of the show, we have one last question.

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Yes.

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One last question.

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Suzanne says, Craig, when will you come visit me in Florida?

59:07.245 –> 59:08.005
Sarah has.

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Glenn is going to.

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And we don’t really care about Dave visiting, which is great.

59:12.127 –> 59:14.608
But Glenn has absolutely zero interest in going.

59:14.928 –> 59:16.348
So we’re on the same page with that.

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But Craig, when are you going to get down there?

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home.

59:22.454 –> 59:22.915
Oh, wow.

59:23.635 –> 59:25.255
I’m curious where this is going to go.

59:25.295 –> 59:26.455
You have nothing to do with Florida?

59:26.475 –> 59:29.356
I would say maybe it depends on who the next governor is.

59:29.476 –> 59:29.776
Okay.

59:32.157 –> 59:37.958
I look at Florida as being the soft penis for the entire country.

59:38.978 –> 59:39.459
All right.

59:40.099 –> 59:45.740
So… I was just about to say a flaccid penis has never scared anybody.

59:45.820 –> 59:47.421
Okay, Craig?

59:47.621 –> 59:47.741
It’s…

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You know, eat gators.

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Oh, God.

59:55.922 –> 59:57.522
They made me eat gator.

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I was down there.

59:58.363 –> 01:00:00.043
My friends made me eat a bite of gator.

01:00:00.743 –> 01:00:14.026
You know, when you go to a hospital and you have like 10 people look at your wristband and ask you the same question, that’s because Florida leads the country in amputating the wrong limb.

01:00:14.686 –> 01:00:16.767
So I really have got…

01:00:17.830 –> 01:00:19.171
No good reason to go to court.

01:00:19.191 –> 01:00:22.114
Those are some weird stats also.

01:00:22.154 –> 01:00:25.397
In Florida, that you’re worried they’re going to take off the wrong arm.

01:00:25.417 –> 01:00:27.379
Yeah, I’m going to get hurt.

01:00:27.419 –> 01:00:30.682
I’m going to get attacked by a gator, and then they’re going to cut off the wrong leg.

01:00:30.762 –> 01:00:31.663
It’s like, no, I’m not going.

01:00:31.683 –> 01:00:32.203
I will say this, Greg.

01:00:33.124 –> 01:00:36.087
You will go to Florida and it will be this reminder.

01:00:36.767 –> 01:00:37.708
I’ve been there.

01:00:37.768 –> 01:00:40.310
I feel like we can read this comment from Suzanne both ways.

01:00:40.350 –> 01:00:41.271
Gator bites are great.

01:00:43.353 –> 01:00:43.613
Yay!

01:00:43.673 –> 01:00:44.474
There you go.

01:00:44.534 –> 01:00:49.118
I will say, and I mean, obviously love the West Coast, love living over here.

01:00:49.158 –> 01:00:53.241
You and I are not too far away from each other, but the beaches and the water in Florida…

01:00:54.389 –> 01:00:55.670
are so nice.

01:00:55.810 –> 01:00:57.811
Like that’s like proper beach stuff.

01:00:57.831 –> 01:01:00.872
None of this nonsense of like- Your California stuff is not great.

01:01:01.213 –> 01:01:01.613
No, no.

01:01:01.693 –> 01:01:02.753
I’m not getting in that water.

01:01:02.813 –> 01:01:04.034
Not even with a wet suit.

01:01:04.114 –> 01:01:09.097
Like, no, I would like to be able to see my feet and not like- No, no, no, no, no.

01:01:09.217 –> 01:01:09.897
You can.

01:01:10.317 –> 01:01:13.459
There’s, you know, there’s La Jolla, there’s Laguna.

01:01:14.399 –> 01:01:16.981
There’s some really, some really beautiful beaches.

01:01:17.461 –> 01:01:19.022
And if you wait until September-

01:01:19.562 –> 01:01:20.764
The water’s warmed up.

01:01:21.064 –> 01:01:25.992
Now, I agree with you that I’m not going scuba diving here anymore.

01:01:26.913 –> 01:01:28.175
I’ll go to Hawaii and do that.

01:01:28.195 –> 01:01:31.180
And the beaches and everything there are far better.

01:01:31.621 –> 01:01:32.362
Far better.

01:01:32.582 –> 01:01:35.006
But I’m just, I’m not going forward.

01:01:36.081 –> 01:01:38.383
Oh, my goodness gracious.

01:01:38.763 –> 01:01:39.203
Wow.

01:01:39.563 –> 01:01:42.065
Somebody doesn’t like Disney World?

01:01:43.466 –> 01:01:44.126
I’ve been there.

01:01:44.146 –> 01:01:46.108
There’s really very little reason to go to Florida.

01:01:46.188 –> 01:01:47.008
There’s nothing down there.

01:01:47.028 –> 01:01:49.310
He’s like 20 minutes from Disneyland or something like that.

01:01:49.330 –> 01:01:51.792
Okay, I’m just going to play devil’s advocate here.

01:01:51.992 –> 01:01:52.572
Uh-oh.

01:01:53.012 –> 01:01:53.593
I’m just saying.

01:01:53.713 –> 01:01:57.916
I have been to Florida multiple times, and I will say the past couple times that I have been there.

01:01:58.436 –> 01:02:01.178
I was like, you know, I like this.

01:02:01.298 –> 01:02:02.018
It’s not so bad.

01:02:02.038 –> 01:02:03.619
I’m not saying I’m moving, but I’m just saying.

01:02:03.719 –> 01:02:04.920
You know why, right, Sarah?

01:02:05.621 –> 01:02:05.861
Why?

01:02:06.394 –> 01:02:12.356
because it’s part of God’s waiting room and you’re getting older and it’s just naturally.

01:02:19.498 –> 01:02:20.798
Damn Dave.

01:02:21.238 –> 01:02:23.739
Because he’s going to get his ass kicked over that.

01:02:23.919 –> 01:02:26.000
And I’m not, he’s very brave.

01:02:26.020 –> 01:02:26.300
2,500 miles away.

01:02:26.320 –> 01:02:26.960
I know where you work.

01:02:30.765 –> 01:02:31.225
That’s true.

01:02:31.426 –> 01:02:31.706
You do.

01:02:31.746 –> 01:02:34.528
I know where you work, and it’s not hard for me to find you.

01:02:34.708 –> 01:02:35.829
Also, I’ll get my mom in on that.

01:02:35.849 –> 01:02:36.970
I’ll give you his home address.

01:02:37.091 –> 01:02:38.352
Oh.

01:02:38.492 –> 01:02:40.193
I’ll give you his home address, Sarah.

01:02:40.213 –> 01:02:40.634
No problem.

01:02:41.014 –> 01:02:44.857
Listen, I wouldn’t want nothing more than to hang out with your mother and you again.

01:02:44.897 –> 01:02:46.178
So feel free to come on back.

01:02:46.198 –> 01:02:47.059
Yeah, yeah.

01:02:47.079 –> 01:02:47.920
Last the last time.

01:02:48.360 –> 01:02:50.762
Actually, I’m going to be in New York in two weeks, so we should talk.

01:02:51.303 –> 01:02:51.643
Let me know.

01:02:51.883 –> 01:02:52.324
Oh, fun.

01:02:53.085 –> 01:02:53.465
Yeah.

01:02:53.485 –> 01:02:54.526
Maybe I come stay with you guys.

01:02:54.786 –> 01:02:55.787
You’re not over.

01:02:56.581 –> 01:02:57.282
That’s exciting.

01:02:57.602 –> 01:02:59.364
You stayed here once before, right?

01:02:59.804 –> 01:03:01.526
Yeah, I did stay there with my mom.

01:03:02.046 –> 01:03:05.309
Yeah, that’s when we went to get coffee.

01:03:05.389 –> 01:03:06.931
Okay.

01:03:07.031 –> 01:03:08.853
Maybe we got to work it out.

01:03:09.173 –> 01:03:09.834
There you go.

01:03:10.034 –> 01:03:13.758
Sarah, what have you got to shamelessly plug today?

01:03:14.418 –> 01:03:15.038
Oh, my gosh.

01:03:15.098 –> 01:03:17.379
Wait, why didn’t it start with me, ladies first?

01:03:17.420 –> 01:03:18.820
Because you’re our guest.

01:03:18.900 –> 01:03:19.681
You’re our guest.

01:03:20.301 –> 01:03:23.222
It would be a big rude for us to go first.

01:03:23.502 –> 01:03:24.383
Shamelessly plug.

01:03:24.423 –> 01:03:25.283
Shamelessly plug.

01:03:25.363 –> 01:03:25.964
Let’s see.

01:03:25.984 –> 01:03:26.044
Ooh.

01:03:30.498 –> 01:03:31.038
Oh, God.

01:03:31.799 –> 01:03:33.320
How about everything you do?

01:03:33.800 –> 01:03:34.441
Everything I do.

01:03:34.721 –> 01:03:37.483
No, I will say this because this is like, yeah, everything I do.

01:03:37.523 –> 01:03:42.086
You should follow me everywhere and every breath I take and all of that.

01:03:43.527 –> 01:03:46.849
No, I actually have some upcoming trips that are going to be pretty cool.

01:03:46.869 –> 01:03:48.110
I’m actually going to be in Maui.

01:03:48.170 –> 01:03:50.832
I’m going to be speaking in Idaho, which is interesting.

01:03:52.493 –> 01:03:52.913
What else?

01:03:52.973 –> 01:03:56.976
Are you speaking to a group of people or are you just going to go out to a field and talk to yourself?

01:03:56.996 –> 01:03:57.857
I’m sorry, what?

01:03:58.197 –> 01:03:58.797
Penguins.

01:03:59.018 –> 01:03:59.438
Oh, nice.

01:04:00.078 –> 01:04:02.220
There are no penguins in Idaho.

01:04:02.781 –> 01:04:05.383
Have you not been to the Boise Zoo?

01:04:05.603 –> 01:04:06.744
They’ve got a whole collection.

01:04:06.764 –> 01:04:10.347
I don’t even know if they have a zoo.

01:04:10.427 –> 01:04:11.628
I don’t either.

01:04:13.089 –> 01:04:14.890
Don’t make fun of Boise, Idaho.

01:04:15.211 –> 01:04:16.432
It’s a great town.

01:04:17.252 –> 01:04:18.453
Boise, Idaho.

01:04:18.994 –> 01:04:20.075
And producer Danny.

01:04:20.600 –> 01:04:25.502
I went to the first opening ever of a Cambria Suites in Boise, Idaho.

01:04:25.522 –> 01:04:27.002
That hotel no longer exists.

01:04:27.102 –> 01:04:30.183
But that’s the first time I ever played.

01:04:31.163 –> 01:04:31.543
Oh, shoot.

01:04:31.824 –> 01:04:32.644
I’m forgetting the name of it.

01:04:33.244 –> 01:04:33.744
Beer Pong.

01:04:34.044 –> 01:04:35.785
That’s the first place I ever played Beer Pong.

01:04:36.005 –> 01:04:36.185
Yeah.

01:04:36.685 –> 01:04:37.406
Oh, wait.

01:04:37.586 –> 01:04:39.948
I have one shameless plug that I actually have not plugged enough.

01:04:39.968 –> 01:04:40.248
Thank goodness.

01:04:40.268 –> 01:04:40.808
And I will say this.

01:04:40.888 –> 01:04:41.489
Thank God.

01:04:41.909 –> 01:04:42.349
You know what?

01:04:42.369 –> 01:04:45.571
When you’re really busy and you’ve got a lot of things to plug, I’ve got to figure out a good one.

01:04:45.912 –> 01:04:52.916
So I don’t know if a lot of you guys know this, but I actually am the host of a podcast for Visit West Hollywood.

01:04:52.996 –> 01:04:57.059
So for the Tourism Board of West Hollywood, I am their host, and it’s called The Creators Series.

01:04:57.199 –> 01:05:02.023
And I have to say, it’s probably one of my favorite projects to work on.

01:05:02.043 –> 01:05:02.483
That’s awesome.

01:05:02.523 –> 01:05:04.384
It’s awesome because of who you get to meet.

01:05:04.704 –> 01:05:08.687
There’s so many cool creatives that come from right here in my backyard.

01:05:08.827 –> 01:05:14.311
I also love that how it ties in nicely to, you know, where I worked for so much of my career.

01:05:14.691 –> 01:05:25.398
And so to bring in that concierge element, find out all these people, people that are creating cool things and, and so much culture is exported from, from,

01:05:26.418 –> 01:05:28.479
here and from West Hollywood.

01:05:28.559 –> 01:05:30.040
So it’s been a really cool series.

01:05:30.080 –> 01:05:32.822
I’m going to share a couple of links, like more so on.

01:05:33.022 –> 01:05:34.343
Well, tell us, tell us how to find it.

01:05:34.383 –> 01:05:34.863
I’m excited.

01:05:34.883 –> 01:05:36.064
I did not know you did this.

01:05:36.104 –> 01:05:37.184
This sounds freaking awesome.

01:05:37.524 –> 01:05:37.725
Yeah.

01:05:37.865 –> 01:05:38.165
Oh yeah.

01:05:38.205 –> 01:05:43.528
You know why you didn’t know I did this is because I share most of it on Instagram and I have not been sharing as much of it.

01:05:44.248 –> 01:05:47.010
on LinkedIn and I’m going to be doing a better job.

01:05:47.310 –> 01:05:51.233
I’ve never been good at the Instagram because you got to do it on your phone and it’s too stressful for me.

01:05:51.373 –> 01:05:52.173
Oh my gosh.

01:05:52.213 –> 01:05:52.874
You and your phone.

01:05:52.934 –> 01:05:53.274
Okay.

01:05:53.554 –> 01:05:55.335
For three minute Thursdays.

01:05:55.355 –> 01:05:55.576
Yeah.

01:05:55.596 –> 01:05:57.757
Like literally the only thing I can handle on my phone.

01:05:57.777 –> 01:06:01.659
I’m so bad with a phone and like Anthony lives on the phone.

01:06:02.040 –> 01:06:02.240
Yeah.

01:06:03.280 –> 01:06:04.801
Get rid of those cookies things.

01:06:05.061 –> 01:06:07.122
So yeah, we’ve done 14 episodes.

01:06:07.162 –> 01:06:13.466
We’ve interviewed everybody from celebrity photographers, some amazing chefs in the area.

01:06:13.486 –> 01:06:16.867
Oh gosh.

01:06:17.148 –> 01:06:23.931
Oh, Nick Adler, the son of the famous Lou Adler, where we did the Roxy’s 50th anniversary, which was just this past November.

01:06:25.251 –> 01:06:25.912
September.

01:06:25.972 –> 01:06:27.212
We’ve got some great people.

01:06:27.652 –> 01:06:31.553
Oh, Rod Gruendijk, who is the GM of the Sunset Marquis Hotel.

01:06:31.973 –> 01:06:33.014
Amazing hotel.

01:06:33.074 –> 01:06:37.235
So like this has been such a cool series.

01:06:38.055 –> 01:06:39.075
Oh, Gula right here.

01:06:39.095 –> 01:06:40.636
So yeah.

01:06:40.956 –> 01:06:42.777
So it’s been a lot of fun.

01:06:42.897 –> 01:06:45.337
Oh, we got a whole backstage tour of the comedy store.

01:06:45.677 –> 01:06:47.618
My friend, Sarah Tiana, she’s a comedian.

01:06:47.938 –> 01:06:49.759
We actually did sketch comedy together.

01:06:49.779 –> 01:06:50.539
No way.

01:06:51.939 –> 01:06:52.559
10, 12 years ago.

01:06:52.619 –> 01:06:55.080
And it was so cool to like reunite on the show.

01:06:55.220 –> 01:06:58.541
And then because her name’s up on the comedy store on the wall.

01:06:58.941 –> 01:07:00.522
So we got to get a whole tour with her.

01:07:00.542 –> 01:07:02.242
Awesome, awesome series.

01:07:02.342 –> 01:07:03.843
As you can tell, I’m pretty excited about it.

01:07:03.943 –> 01:07:10.485
So it’s on all where you can find your podcast, but I’ll share a couple more videos on LinkedIn in the next couple of weeks.

01:07:10.545 –> 01:07:11.405
So that’s awesome.

01:07:11.425 –> 01:07:15.206
Not only am I excited about that, but I’m excited you figured out what to shamelessly plug.

01:07:15.266 –> 01:07:16.266
So yeah, exactly.

01:07:16.346 –> 01:07:18.747
And to wrap it up as quickly as possible.

01:07:20.526 –> 01:07:22.289
I could listen to you plug all day.

01:07:22.369 –> 01:07:22.710
I know.

01:07:22.810 –> 01:07:23.651
Voice of an angel.

01:07:23.671 –> 01:07:26.035
Okay.

01:07:26.516 –> 01:07:28.059
Dave, anything from you, buddy?

01:07:29.081 –> 01:07:29.962
All right.

01:07:30.002 –> 01:07:32.286
Everything she just said, do it again.

01:07:32.306 –> 01:07:33.088
All right.

01:07:33.188 –> 01:07:33.469
Craig.

01:07:34.952 –> 01:07:35.312
Okay.

01:07:35.913 –> 01:07:37.294
March 6th and 7th.

01:07:37.954 –> 01:07:38.915
Yeah.

01:07:39.315 –> 01:07:44.319
7th annual California Lodging Investment Conference at the Western South Coast Plaza Hotel.

01:07:44.619 –> 01:07:45.199
Me and Sarah.

01:07:45.219 –> 01:07:45.660
Me and Glenn.

01:07:46.260 –> 01:07:48.462
And producer David’s going to be there as well.

01:07:49.002 –> 01:07:50.483
That is one of my favorite hotels.

01:07:50.523 –> 01:07:51.124
I’ve stayed there.

01:07:51.624 –> 01:07:52.705
You stay there a lot.

01:07:53.125 –> 01:07:54.226
I do stay there a lot.

01:07:54.246 –> 01:07:58.469
I got special reasons to stay there, but that is an awesome hotel in Orange County.

01:07:59.005 –> 01:08:01.529
Producer Danny and I are going back into production.

01:08:01.549 –> 01:08:02.851
What about producer?

01:08:02.871 –> 01:08:05.035
You have something else to say about producer Danny?

01:08:05.055 –> 01:08:06.077
Yes.

01:08:06.217 –> 01:08:07.880
Saturday is her birthday.

01:08:08.000 –> 01:08:10.985
So happy birthday, Danny.

01:08:11.486 –> 01:08:11.886
Love you.

01:08:13.695 –> 01:08:14.695
She’s just the best.

01:08:14.835 –> 01:08:17.036
I’m going to text her now because I’m going to forget to do it tomorrow.

01:08:17.396 –> 01:08:20.237
Thanks for putting that out there, Dave.

01:08:20.417 –> 01:08:23.758
She just makes the whole show possible.

01:08:23.878 –> 01:08:27.298
I smile and nod and she makes the show run.

01:08:27.798 –> 01:08:29.199
She’s just the best.

01:08:29.739 –> 01:08:31.039
She’s in Boise, Idaho.

01:08:31.059 –> 01:08:35.060
Danny, you should go see her there.

01:08:36.000 –> 01:08:39.601
Go to Humpin’ Hannah’s in downtown Boise, Idaho.

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It’s a three-story bar.

01:08:41.442 –> 01:08:42.242
Humpin’ Hannah’s?

01:08:42.722 –> 01:08:44.464
Yeah, Humpin’ Hannah’s.

01:08:44.984 –> 01:08:47.487
It’s one of the best bars in Boise, Idaho.

01:08:49.128 –> 01:08:51.290
With a name like Humpin’ Hannah’s, it better be good.

01:08:51.310 –> 01:08:53.292
Oh, live band.

01:08:53.472 –> 01:08:56.736
The owner’s wife is the lead singer in the band.

01:08:57.096 –> 01:08:57.897
Is her name Hannah?

01:08:57.917 –> 01:08:59.699
No, no.

01:08:59.939 –> 01:09:00.539
Sorry.

01:09:00.800 –> 01:09:03.142
But it’s just a great place.

01:09:03.382 –> 01:09:05.364
Hannah’s probably pretty sore at this point.

01:09:05.945 –> 01:09:07.046
All right, anyway.

01:09:08.305 –> 01:09:08.725
Go ahead.

01:09:08.765 –> 01:09:09.846
Do you have something to plug?

01:09:10.366 –> 01:09:10.607
I do.

01:09:10.627 –> 01:09:24.577
Today I’m going to plug the fact that I want to thank Dave, Anthony, Suzanne, Crystal, and the whole No Vacancy team because we won an Innovation in Media Award today.

01:09:24.917 –> 01:09:29.660
I’m excited about that.

01:09:29.720 –> 01:09:32.082
Maybe you’ll see me at the Super Secret event next week.

01:09:33.023 –> 01:09:33.363
Who knows?

01:09:33.403 –> 01:09:34.464
Maybe after that.

01:09:35.259 –> 01:09:38.082
Week after that, I’ll see you all out in LA.

01:09:38.142 –> 01:09:39.323
I’ll be attending Alice.

01:09:39.363 –> 01:09:46.911
I’m going to be doing a keynote speech for a Hospitality Global Talks event on Wednesday.

01:09:46.931 –> 01:09:47.952
I’m looking forward to that.

01:09:48.012 –> 01:09:49.633
I’ll also be hitting Alice Design.

01:09:49.654 –> 01:09:53.698
I’ll be doing some live shows from- What are you talking about at Alice?

01:09:54.584 –> 01:09:55.744
I’m not speaking at Alice.

01:09:55.784 –> 01:10:11.509
I’m shooting a bunch of video at Alice, but then I’m doing this hospitality talks event separate from it, which I will actually be doing a lot of my observations from Alice and how the people in the design community could find success through what I learned at that particular event and where we are.

01:10:12.489 –> 01:10:16.951
Then maybe I’ll be at Universal Studios doing a Friday night audit.

01:10:17.091 –> 01:10:18.392
From there, we’ll see.

01:10:19.632 –> 01:10:24.975
Then I got a whole bunch of other trips coming up, but it’s too stressful to even discuss right now.

01:10:25.015 –> 01:10:25.235
Oh, yeah.

01:10:25.455 –> 01:10:26.715
I’ll be at the first Hospitality’s event.

01:10:26.735 –> 01:10:31.097
I’m doing a keynote speech for them in Toledo, Ohio.

01:10:31.117 –> 01:10:32.498
I’m delighted.

01:10:32.518 –> 01:10:32.678
Nice.

01:10:33.258 –> 01:10:40.081
Listen, I’ve never been to Toledo and anytime I could go to a new city, I’m super excited.

01:10:40.361 –> 01:10:43.422
So I love, I love going to new places.

01:10:43.822 –> 01:10:46.643
I’m going to be in like Vegas twice in April, for example.

01:10:46.703 –> 01:10:46.903
Right.

01:10:46.943 –> 01:10:50.065
I’m like, yeah, I’ve been there, done that, you know, but you know,

01:10:50.965 –> 01:10:53.188
But going to Toledo is going to be freaking cool.

01:10:53.208 –> 01:10:53.468
All right.

01:10:54.109 –> 01:10:55.790
So thank you so much for being here.

01:10:55.810 –> 01:10:57.292
Thank you, Sarah.

01:10:57.572 –> 01:10:58.413
Dave, say goodbye.

01:10:58.433 –> 01:10:59.855
Thank you, Sarah.

01:11:00.095 –> 01:11:00.496
Oh, my gosh.

01:11:00.516 –> 01:11:01.617
You put on your coat for me?

01:11:01.657 –> 01:11:02.298
Thank you.

01:11:02.438 –> 01:11:02.718
Yes.

01:11:04.080 –> 01:11:04.320
All right.

01:11:04.500 –> 01:11:05.321
Goodbye, everybody.

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See you next week.

01:11:05.982 –> 01:11:06.723
Bye.

01:11:06.783 –> 01:11:07.243
Bye.

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Go talk over the credits.